If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

(Source: nontarian, via fuckthewarinmyhead)

eros is bullshit: a poem

the theory that people

are always searching for

their other half is 

              bullshit. 

don’t let anyone, not

even a god, tell you 

you are anything less 

than whole.

(Source: deadfelinesociety, via beautiful-ambition)

dirkstridersbraces:

WLECOME TO THE JAM

dirkstridersbraces:

WLECOME TO THE JAM

(Source: megazord, via fuckyeswecannabis)

T.I. has some mad dancin’ skillz.

This blog hasn’t been used in a while, but I will come back to my writing one day in the future. For now, if you wanna hear more of my bull shit, go here.

abrandnewadventure.tumblr.com

wallsofrapture:

the only question that matters in life

wallsofrapture:

the only question that matters in life

(Source: royalelectric)

jud1th:

Roald Dahl teaching good lessons to children.

jud1th:

Roald Dahl teaching good lessons to children.

(Source: contentum, via liberally-biased-banana-stand)

Thank you, people of Tumblr, for not judging me and even going so far as to understand me a little.

kingruffalo:

why does everything cost money

(Source: hulkbomb, via improbablyinyourpocket)

This one will still be here though. ;]

The Conversations I Get Into on Facebook Horrify Me.

comediefrancaise:

savehersanity:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST?! JESUS!!!

“40% of the Constitution can be directly traced to the Bible” oh for fuck’s sake hahahaha I needed a good laugh. I hope you defriended this person

I would have, had I not known this person since childhood. I already knew he was an extremist when it comes to politics and religion and that whole mess; I was just surprised he went so far as to try to correct my beliefs. Pissed me off pretty bad. But I handled it well, with a smiley face at the end and everything. (pat myself on the shoulder)

(via comediefrancaise-deactivated201)

The Conversations I Get Into on Facebook Horrify Me.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST?! JESUS!!!

Fuck da haterz.

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